Skvlp@lemm.ee to News@lemmy.world · 1 年前Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"www.thelineofbestfit.comexternal-linkmessage-square237fedilinkarrow-up1836arrow-down151file-text
arrow-up1785arrow-down1external-linkElon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"www.thelineofbestfit.comSkvlp@lemm.ee to News@lemmy.world · 1 年前message-square237fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareEndOfLine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up414·1 年前Threatening to impregnate a woman is not a good tactic for a man who is currently fighting a sexual harassment.
minus-squareSkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up176·1 年前One who famously has a boyfriend at that. Imagine seeing Musk get his face beat in by a pro football player
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up138arrow-down3·1 年前I would, but I promised myself I masturbated enough times today.
minus-squarebazus1@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·1 年前Live your truth, friend. At least you have tomorrow’s first shot locked and loaded.
minus-squarewerefreeatlast@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 年前At least you’re not giving anyone a child from all that activity. I’m proud of you, keep at it! Together we can!.. master bate separately.
minus-squareSkvlp@lemm.eeOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·1 年前I don’t think it would come to that. Travis could give Elon a good stare and I’m sure Musky would just whimper away.
minus-squareCitizenKong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up36·1 年前He chickened out of fighting Zuckerberg as well, who does Judo and is also a robot.
minus-squareSanctus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 年前We deserved that fight. If we have to be stuck in this timeline let’s at least see these “titans” fight for their beliefs!
minus-squaretipicaldik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 年前and slip in his own piss puddle on the way out…
minus-squarecircuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up28·1 年前I’d pay good money to see Travis Kelce run a play on Elon Musk
minus-squareBarqsHasBite@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 年前Wasn’t there supposed to be a cage match?
minus-squareAbidanYre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45·edit-21 年前He didn’t even offer her a horse.
minus-squaremeeeeetch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·1 年前Maybe he’s offering to let her adopt one of his estranged children.
minus-squarekmartburrito@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·1 年前Thank you for giving me the first belly laugh of my day. 🤣
minus-squareKalysta@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前Pretty sure most of his estranged children have good mothers already though.
minus-squareKalysta@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 年前Sounds like Swift should file another sexual harassment suit against the creep. I would.
Threatening to impregnate a woman is not a good tactic for a man who is currently fighting a sexual harassment.
One who famously has a boyfriend at that. Imagine seeing Musk get his face beat in by a pro football player
I would, but I promised myself I masturbated enough times today.
Live your truth, friend. At least you have tomorrow’s first shot locked and loaded.
At least you’re not giving anyone a child from all that activity. I’m proud of you, keep at it! Together we can!.. master bate separately.
I don’t think it would come to that. Travis could give Elon a good stare and I’m sure Musky would just whimper away.
He chickened out of fighting Zuckerberg as well, who does Judo and is also a robot.
We deserved that fight. If we have to be stuck in this timeline let’s at least see these “titans” fight for their beliefs!
and slip in his own piss puddle on the way out…
I’d pay good money to see Travis Kelce run a play on Elon Musk
Wasn’t there supposed to be a cage match?
Stop, I can only get so erect
He didn’t even offer her a horse.
Maybe he’s offering to let her adopt one of his estranged children.
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Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–
Good ol’ Bobby Tables
Thank you for giving me the first belly laugh of my day. 🤣
Pretty sure most of his estranged children have good mothers already though.
Not at all.
Sounds like Swift should file another sexual harassment suit against the creep. I would.
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