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Good ol’ Bobby Tables

Already tired of this shtick after looking like that guy who was on Jeopardy for awhile maybe.

His whole butt, even. With both Ts.

Apparently he would do all three of becoming a cybernetic dictator ruler of the illuminati, while also plunging humanity into a dark age without technology, but also connect them all to one consciousness.

“Strong” is the alcohol content (9%)

“Zero” is for the sugar (0g, though this is rounded down from less than half a gram)

-196C is something to do with the process of making it.

This is where I am. Just waiting for a smaller version of the sn90 pro

“Fifteen years taking prescriptions, now a shrink like, ‘I don’t know. Maybe get a kitten?’”