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nexguy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago

Feeling cute. Might delete later.

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Feeling cute. Might delete later.

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nexguy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months ago
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    JD would like to know your location

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    Please tag your content appropriately: NSFJDV

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    Would

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      Now it’s wood.

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    JD is that you

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    Sexy bat cosplay owls.

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      You like my hooters eh?

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    Is it weird that I want to fuck that couch?

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      A minority would assure you that is not weird.

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    I’m very clearly out of the loop here, so can someone please explain?

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      There is a rumour going around that JD Vance fucked a glove stuffed in a couch.

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        I love how it’s been days since that rumor has been debunked and yet people still bring it up like it has any factual value. I want to hear the actual bad things JD Vance did, and not a imagined reality.

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          Just to be clear: I don’t claim this to be true.

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          No one claims it’s true. It’s always just been a joke.

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    Better crosspost to c/couchporn

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    Why are the owls upside down?

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    I bet you could have some comfy sex on that couch

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      On? Or… with

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        Oh JD ya lil rascal

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    🍆⤴️

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    americana psycho Bateman kisses yadda yadda

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