I feel like you’re either just starting to learn rhetoric or military theory, and I am rooting for you either way, there is a lot to learn ahead of you.

A bully always makes sense when the other kid can’t punch back. Aircraft carriers are a wonderful tool as long as small actors don’t have the asymmetric ability to sink them.

I mean Tim, if you wanted me to stop using maps you could have just asked, you didn’t need to insert ads.

I love to turn on the 24-hr adult swim of venture bros and just drop into an episode.

Well stop spec’ing $30k lights when it come from the same factory as the $500 light. 🙂

Electrical contractor, I’m actually posting from an attic right now. If you’re in a blue state and young, I strongly recommend you look into the field.

I did not come here to make this comment, but I upvoted it for its sentiment.

Does your school allow cat-calling in the halls?

Are any keys sticking on your keyboard?

All I see is ******* when you type it.

Thank you, fixed. I wrote it in one go, didn’t even consider the mistake.

There are actually limits to what you can bring into/out of a country.

I just want to specify I wrote this before the tariff announcements.

Thanks, I’ve done a number of these lately, the new administration is just rich with material.

I wrote it. Here. This is the original link.

Edit: I was on the fence about cursing in the title needing a NSFW tag, and decided against. Anyone have good guidance on that?

This week, on (throwing babies into a) Shark Tank!

You noticed these are only here, right? (Unless someone starts copying them)

I credit the current administration for providing such rich material to write about.

I’ve always considered applying, I just don’t think I could send a serious application though.

I like to think these are my application to be press secretary.

And I assume a ship, given your rank of captain.