I’d be worried that the Tory party would panic and do whatever it takes to bring them back into the fold, giving us an even more right leaning Tory party.

Double jumping. Something about double jumping just always feels really liberating. It’s such a strange concept as well, with no analogue in the real world.

About average for a Zappa track, I think

Frank Zappa wrote a song about him in the 80s

This comment is far more amusing for its lack of commas. But also, you sound like an interesting person.

Emphatically agree. I’m not really anti-free-market, but in the absence of informed consumer choice, all you have is de facto monopolies.