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tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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Pickles

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tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    Girl dinner

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    Suppository

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  • Thunderbird4@lemmy.world
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    It is the way of my tribe to not let any part of the pickle jar go to waste. All of pickle juice must also be drank.

    • Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca
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      I slice a fresh cucumber and put it into the leftover brine overnight. MOAR pickles.

    • tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.orgOP
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      This is the way.

  • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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    thanks for the reminder. I’m standing here leaning on the counter in front of my fridge browsing lemmy and in need of a snack

    now I’ve got two different types of pickles out to snack on. excellent.

  • man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world
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    A new flavor of shit post has entered the arena. Let’s see how this one goes.

    • tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.orgOP
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      Technically, it’s a pickle post. No poo included.

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    I ran out of pickles and only ate 14. What is going to happen to me? I’m scared.

    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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      if one of them was really big, it’s okay it averages out

    • tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.orgOP
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      Buy more pickles.

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    This can only go well.

    • tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.orgOP
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      I have, indeed, eaten a few pickles before posting this.

      Still hungry though.

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        The acidity will increase your appetite.

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          But my stomach is always acidic

      • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Only a few? Sounds like you have about 12 - 17 more to go

        • tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.orgOP
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          On it!

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    I already regret not eating 15-20 pickles!

    • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world
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      It’s never too late to redeem yourself. Jesus loves you

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        But does he love pickles?

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    I regret eating one pickle. And that’s not one at a time, that’s just one in my whole life.

    • tux0r@snac.rosaelefanten.orgOP
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      That’s why you are advised to eat 15-20 pickles instead of one pickle.

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        Just tried. Tasted horrible. But the good news is my heart definitely liked it because it’s going absolutely bananas!!

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    I can’t do it. Watching my sodium levels 😔

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      You just gotta balance the Sodium Pickles with Potassium Pickles

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      Real gigachads are out here saltmaxxing, while you remain a low sodium virgin

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        my wiener is VERY low sodium 😔

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      Watching them climb to the moon, amirite? 😏

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      Low sodium pickles are here for you.

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    Please don’t eat me

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      How many of you are in a jar?

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        It’s just me now. There were 13 of us, but now it’s just me! They already ate my I and L, I’m just getting by with these 1s!!!

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    I had 15 to 20 pickles once and I don’t regert it.

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    Intensive Pickle Unit

    https://youtu.be/qXioAqTB7UI

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    I love me some pickles

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    Add a half gallon of milk and you have a balanced diet

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