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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Nature sure made the right choice

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Nature sure made the right choice

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    nature knows what happens to big holes

    Small holes can be stretched. Urethral penetration is a thing, and more often happens to vagina owners than penis owners.

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      I was at a show in Berlin once and a saw a guy take another guy’s dick up his dickhole. Still haunts me.

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    With enough cocaine usage, you can tear down the partition wall and have yourself a uninostril (not recommended).

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    • polotype@lemmy.ml
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      Now show me that 34th

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        We don’t go there, we don’t do that here.

        * Open private session*

      • certified_expert@lemmy.world
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        Hell no!

  • taiyang@lemmy.world
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    I appreciate that we also only use one nostril at a time, which we can only do with two. It swaps every few hours, too!

  • El_guapazo@lemmy.world
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    Directional smelling to find the source. Like sharks or bloodhounds

  • Guy Ingonito@reddthat.com
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    I bet it would feel sort of good

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    Do you have the sniffles or are you just happy to see me?

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    Maybe a hole of the appropriate singular size would need more structural support to remain open and be in more danger of: collapse, blockage, insect invasion, or foreign object ingestion - or objects large enough to be guaranteed to do more lung damage.

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    Snot rocket bb

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    Nasal sex, snort.

    • Saganaki@lemmy.zip
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      The human horn is a powerful aphrodisiac.

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      Just what we need. Ass, vag, and mouth aren’t enough

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        And ears, for aural.

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          Oh no. Oh no.

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    What?

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      The phrase “giving head” would need an additional clarification.

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        So would “Nose job” for that matter.

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