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I have some ducks living in my garage, they don’t pay rent, they poop everywhere, and contrary to the meme, they do not enjoy being lifted off the ground.
They do, however, eat vegetables out of my hands, and if I sit on the ground near them the will nibble my hands and feet.
They are incredible and much like dogs we truly don’t deserve them.
I want a duck!
The elites don’t want you to know this, but the ducks in the park are free. You can take them home. I have 30 ducks.
Do you want bird flu? Because that’s how you get bird flu
On the contrary, continuous duck exposure has inoculated me to bird flu, ensuring I will be one of the few survivors of the next pandemic. Out of the ruins, I will lead my duck army to conquer the wasteland. Their quacks will herald your doom.
All hail the duck conqueror, quack quack
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Ducky! Enjoy your duck friend
duck duck gooo
Are they wearing a duck t-shirt? How do I become as cool as them?
Wrinkle!
Sippy sippy!
“That’s the second biggest duck I’ve ever had in my pants!”
🎵Three cheers for your web-footed friend!🎵
Wrinkle is the perfect Duck
