Transponder snails.
I sure do.
Pinky, are you pondering what I’m pondering?
They are… complete plastic. You would have hard plastic sitting on your ears. I already get annoyed by those -no the ear- headphones, I do NOT want to know what these mush feel like after two minutes.
Mucus? I thought that was styling gel!
I thought I would hate it but I think something awoken inside me when I imagined snail headphones… I… I liked it. 😳
You’re reaching levels of degeneracy only theorized until now… This doesn’t even have a name, not yet
That means I get to name it, right?
visibly nervous What did you have in mind?
Yes, for all intents and purposes; toddlers are insane.
what are these creatures I need them
They’re called “cutants”, and they used to be part of the Polly Pocket franchise when I was a kid