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FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 year ago

Let them eat cereal rule

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Let them eat cereal rule

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FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social
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    Weren’t corn flakes invented to suppress the urge to masturbate with their blandness or something?

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      I miss the days when psychologists thought everyone was obsessed with banging their parents and cocaine basically solves all your problems.

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        That or a yogurt enema and some chaste thoughts, too bad for Kellogg that’s what I’m into.

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          Yeah seems like some yogurt squirting up there might be something at least a few people are into.

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        Also prescribing orgasms!

        • FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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          I mean, hot.

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            Was literally the standard treatment for hysteria. So much so that the vibrator was invented as a labor saving device for doctors.

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      Yeah, there was like a whole movement of “doctors” who recommended bland food to suppress masturbation, which would supposedly make you healthier.

      That’s also how we got Graham crackers.

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      Yes. That’s right, but only in a clinical context when they were first invented.

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      huh what?

      • FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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        Look up John Harvey Kellogg sometime. Dude was the Gwyneth Paltrow of his day.

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          Makes sense since his cereal turns to goop after being in contact with milk for like three seconds

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          Except for the part where he was all about keeping your goop in.

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        You read that right

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        Dr Kellogg’s whole thing was trying to prevent masturbation for health reasons. Advocated a super bland diet to avoid anything at all stimulating. Corn flakes were invented as part of that.

        Graham crackers were invented by one of his contemporaries for the same reason.

        Kellogg is also the reason why routine circumcision became a thing in the US to start with (circumcision reduces sensation, he thought the reduced sensation would prevent masturbation while not reducing it so far that it prevented reproduction), and tradition and the uses of human foreskin in the biotech and cosmetic industries help keep it going.

        Just be glad his treatment for girls meant to be akin to circumcising boys never took off. Which was burning the clitoris with acid to scar it and reduce sensation.

    • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      that’s not what i use it for 👀

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