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Cool it with the toilet humor. This is a respectable shitposting community.
Right piss way…
I mean, pissing is a private event for a lot of people.
HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING
IF YOU CAN PISS 6 FEET IN THE AIR STRAIGHT UP AND NOT GET WET, YOU GET NO DOWN PAYMENT!
DON’T WAIT! DON’T DELAY! DON’T FUCK WITH US OR WE’LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF!
Maybe someone had enough of the “people” who try to strike up conversations at the urinal
Lmao this is perfect
Wish lemmy comments supported videos so i can send one thats in video format
Kek.
Ps: I don’t
I don’t have a dick so I don’t have any personal experience on this, but do people actually do that? I don’t want to chat with randos if we’re not at a party or something, much less when I’m pissing.
There is no better place to spread the good word of Arch Linux than a gas station bathroom. I also let Mormon evangelists into my place just to show them how great Arch Linux is.
Penis-possessor here, so I am obviously an expert: I only ever have it happen to me at the sink or when it’s someone I know like a co-worker (I hate it when that happens).
Usually when I see someone pissing in the sink I speak up too.
I’d like to see where you think the pee is supposed to go!
Into the balls for safe storage.
Yeah, you will find drunk people looking to have conversations
And sometimes it’s just weird people
I’ve had it happen quite a lot, mostly by overbearing co-workers and people at a bar/club. There have also been a couple times where older men will start talking to me at a urinal in a gas station or something. I agree it’s weird behavior. Not sure what’s wrong with these people.
Imma find you and do that to you.
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Wait, are you saying this is inappropriate? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ09paQRBnw
That’s hilarious, but as someone with a bashful bladder, if someone did that to me my dick would recede into my kidneys, never to be seen again
Two dudes recently watched the Barbie movie and are beaching each other off.
What are the odds of there being a Republican congressman in there?
It looks like the right airport for that…
It’s the 16th annual Larry Craig foot tapping invitational, hosted every year in a bathroom at MSP’s Humphrey terminal
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Hey stop making assumptions! It could be a shitting contest too!
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It’s a billionaire dick measuring contest.
Sorry it was me guys we had to have a toilet expo to show our creations.
Ah, you also on Shitbook?
Apologize for the inconveniences we have toilet wine brewing contests there
