I’ve found (here in the US), that almost every bathroom has these little paper tickets in the bathroom stalls. If you chain enough together you can get a pretty decent tissue from it. I think they call it Tissue Paper or TP for short.

Aside from that, as a responsible adult, I keep a collection of various drive-thru napkins in the center console and a roll of “Shop Towels” in the back.

I mean yes, it is gross. But whenever I am on my run, I won’t be looking for a napkin in my pockets and then trying to properly place it on my nose, while running. But I am always running in forests where there is literally no one.

I’ve never heard “snot rocket” before. In the UK it’s called “footballer’s handkerchief” for obvious reasons.

Snort and swallow

Who ya gonna call?

Every time I sneeze I redirect all the air into a cough. If I actually need my sinuses cleared (e.g., at the end of a cold germ) I just blow my nose. Am I in the minority?

Snot rocketing is badass, and one of those cool physical skills like whistling and snapping her fingers that every little kid looks forward to learning.

Go to the nearest toilet and use TP if you can.

I personally love to snot rocket.

As a guy with a mustache blowing my nose turns into a 5 minute ordeal of wiping snot out of my mustache.

I’d rather fire a snot rocket and have minimal cleanup.

That’s what your socks are for!

Ever done any kind of hard labor? Construction? Landscaping? Farming? Judging from your statement, I don’t think so.