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As both an owner of numerous robot vacs over the last decade, and a penis for three, NOOOOOOO JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK NO NO NO NO NO
and a penis for three
Ohhh, three decades. You don’t have a a weird penis time-share thing going on with two other people
I imagined that double dick guy on reddit and thought we were gonna have our own AMA coming up soon. Three decades makes much more sense.
You ever see porn with a portal that encapsulates your cock and balls so the person on the other side can play with it as they please?
…I’ve said too much
A glory portal?
More or less
Robot technology has advanced over the past decade, trust me
Shop vac technology has remained consistent for decades…




