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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前
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  • eleefece@lemmy.world
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    2 年前

    Ahem

    • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zip
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      Ok but the hands are in a really seductive position…

      • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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        What hands

    • sag@lemm.ee
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      That character from My Hero academia?

      • Piemanding@sh.itjust.works
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        Yes it is. This image made the rounds a couple years ago.

  • Ordoabchao@kbin.social
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    2 年前

    Sigh. Unzips

  • FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works
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    Horseshit, now observe as a jack off to an abstract idea!

    • FARTYSHARTBLAST@sh.itjust.works
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      Actually, never mind: Please leave so I can concentrate.

      • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        No problem, fartyshartblast. You just do your thing…

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    Alternatively: Invisiboobs aren’t real and they can’t turn me on.

    • Ageroth@reddthat.com
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      Challenge accepted, deploying invisass

      • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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        My brain is filling in the gaps and I don’t know how to make it stop

      • AItoothbrush@lemmy.zip
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        2 年前

        …source?

      • MonkderZweite@feddit.ch
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        deleted by creator

  • outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Big supernaturals

  • thorbot@lemmy.world
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    BOObies

    • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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      MASSIVE HUMMINA HUMMINAS

  • synae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Reminds me of these statues

    https://brokeassstuart.com/2021/11/05/the-story-behind-the-creepiest-statues-in-san-francisco/

    • JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works
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      On top of a building

      Full body in red

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      That’s cool!

  • timduncant@lemmy.world
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    Bustin makes me feel good!

  • FleetingTit@feddit.de
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    Never underestimate how horny artists are!

  • LordKitsuna@lemmy.world
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    Technically the original statement was still correct because the only way for them to sexualize it was to use things that they could see

  • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world
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    Reap me big boned angel of death

  • wtry@lemm.ee
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    Sauce?

    • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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      Not sure, sorry. Shamelessly stolen from husband.

  • Cloudkid@lemmus.org
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    oh! sexy nuthing

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    That’s some thick blanket

  • CoggyMcFee@lemmy.world
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    https://www.newschoolers.com/forum/thread/558843/Mormon-dude-creates--bubbling-

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      I 'member.

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