Shits funny but also terrifying. Glad I let my dude keep his sheath.
this just made me realize this is about circumcision and not nurses helping dudes wack off
Here I was thinking the elf was getting a vasectomy until i saw Labor and Delivery
I was wondering what elf on the shelf torture chamber had to do with the movie studio.
Are nurses free to recuse themselves from circumcision procedures on ethical grounds? I feel like that would fuck me up
Oooh, you’ll upset a whole bunch of circumcised Americans by telling them their dicks are mutilated.
Source: me, last time I suggested circumcision was MGM.
Your mental health wouldn’t be that great either, if it was your job to cut the dicks of screaming babies over and over again.
I just wanted my cheeeeeeeese!
Generations of from-under stolen!
