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Brazil is requiring OS level age verification by march 17th, 2026.

New York about to vote on a law that would “require all manufacturers of internet-enabled devices, operating systems, or application stores to conduct commercially reason-able and technically feasible age assurance for users at the point of device activation.”

In order to “incentivize” age verification, The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) has announced that they will ignore COPPA violations for software performing age verification.

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    If the speedrun strategy is “introduce a stupid law, wait for everyone to go ‘holy shit none of this can be realistically implemented in this timeframe’, wait for OS vendors to just ban the use of the OSes in the country, watch the local industry as a whole to rally and petition the government to stop the madness before there’s a new dark age, repeal the clearly stupid law”, all before the California law comes to effect - I’ve got to say it’s a bold strategy and we’ll see how it plays out.

    Edit: Also, not going to upvote a Lunduke video - I’m glad he crams every bit of substantial information in the thumbnails so I can just not listen to him at all

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      Remember: it’s up to us to make the cool cyberpunk stuff a reality. The bad stuff is coming no matter what.

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    There must be some kind of higher-managed plan on this man. Everything seems to be so sudden and coordinated it just cant be a coincidence. I am NOT giving my ID to use my computer

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      A conspiracy of global elites? Pffft.

      That’s crazytalk.

      It’s not like Peter Thiel ,one time president and current member of the BILDERBERG steering committee , and a bunch of other dudes who worked at PayPal are solely responsible for the trajectory of technology…

      Or like some forum on economics somewhere in the world would coordinate economics, and make some crazy plan with a super unbelievably literal name like agenda 2030 with the dude at the head saying “you’ll own nothing and you will be happy”

      I mean… Crazy. Right.

      The rich should have already been filleted and cooked.

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    who exactly gonna stop me from downloading an operating system from massgrave or linuxtracker? bunch of burocratic morons.

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    My router hasn’t confirmed shes over 14, please advice, it’s getting probed by the USA president.

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      Yes. Because this is not about verifying your age; that’s just the pretext. This is about identifying you and remotely being able to lock you out of the devices you longer own and control.

      But then again, if you use YouTube and Steam, you’re not in control or own anything, so…

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    One question:

    "On your first computer, how did you open a program?

    Load “*”,8,1 ✅

    program.exe ✅

    Double click the icon ✅

    “Program? Is that like an app?” ❌

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      Load “*”,8,1 - However, this would not open a specific program, just the first file on the specified drive (if I remember correctly). For a specific program, you would have to name the program.

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        I seem to recall that if the disk had copy protection you could also use this to simulate an earthquake as the 1541 threw its heads against the stops with all its might…

        Happy days!

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    I’ve heard about gringos saying all of this about Brazil forcing age verification, but I literally cannot find any article in any Brazilian news website talking about this. So either this entire thing is a hallucination or someone got the wrong info.

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    Lemmy users upvoting Brian Lunduke is surprising. He’s very right wing from what I remember

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    Maybe he would be onboard if it was called “age verification, to make sure you’re not exposed to trans people”…

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    When they make it law to have age verification in your operating system, only outlaws will have operating systems without age verification.

    I guess I’m an outlaw then. Enjoy your visit to the wild west, we will always have illegal operating systems aplenty.

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    13 days 😂 Tell me you don’t know how software development works or how operating systems are developed without telling me.

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      Unless someone already has age verification ready to go and wanted to be a monopoly for a while.

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    In order to “incentivize” age verification, The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) has announced that they will ignore COPPA violations for software performing age verification.

    COPPA prevents companies from collecting data on minors without parental consent.

    Sounds like the Epstein Class is still in charge of the FTC.

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      Feels weird upvoting this comment. I have to remind myself. It’s not you I’m mad at. You’re not the one doing this. You’re just the messanger.

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      Yeah, this does not sound like it’s going to make our children any safer.

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      The irony knows no bounds, the one half decent reason age verification could exists for is so these companies have no more excuses to ignore coppa because now they can just pretend everyone is a consenting adult.

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        The fact that there will be a signal implying a user is an adult will give all sorts of bad actors plausible deniability, perhaps even legal protection, for exploiting children, who will of course be bypassing it