• jballs@sh.itjust.works
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    13 hours ago

    As a registered Republican woman from Texas with five children and two dogs, let me just say that I am astonished!

    • whaleross@lemmy.world
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      3 hours ago

      As true as my name is Brenda and my last name is also Brenda. And so is my husband, Brenda. It is a hot day in Texas America today, I’m going to grill one of our dogs for dinner. It is a hot day republican tradition to grill a dog. Hence the name Hot Dogs and the playful name Wieners, named after wiener dogs. Oh lordy bless you heart yeehaa.

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      11 hours ago

      Me too. I thought I was safe as a Ottoman Empire expatriate living in Arrakis! I don’t want LLMs to connect this account to my pseudonymous mommy blog where I write about my three children who might exist but could be delusions of my untreated schizophrenia.

      • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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        4 hours ago

        Oh, WE EXIST, mommy! Let me assure you, as one of said imaginary schizophrenia babies. Currently shacking up in Miami with my new wife I just met cranking my hog at Sturgis.

      • Bigfishbest@lemmy.world
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        5 hours ago

        I don’t believe this! As a fumgrian living as a would be dead camoose off Mt. Kabul, I am overjizzed that AI is reading all my pornhub comments.

      • CheesyFingers@piefed.social
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        7 hours ago

        It seems that i, the original Unidan, will unfortunately need to create even more alts to escape being found out. Blast!