You are bi-polar

It’s all bullshit.

“Wise up, dickhead!”

Move to europe

“There is nothing.”

Do more drugs

You’re a girl

Let’s see…

don’t sell bitcoin

don’t sell doge

don’t buy restaurant

don’t date XYZ

don’t date ABC

don’t buy restaurant

don’t quit place

Learn women’s perspectives

Compound interest

You need therapy.

I don’t have much that my clueless 18 year old self could use. “Brother has Aspergers”, maybe to shortsell a company stock at a certain date, or tge government employment program link, which would be a bad idea (I would speedrun losing a job and confidence).

So the first one (no money for stocks, parents that won’t listen).

Start depression medication

Die mother fucker