Opinions are like butholes. Everyone has one, and if you present yours to others, expect them to engage.
You had a shower thought of an internet meme that has been around for like 20 years?
Way older aphorism than the internet.
Edit: The greatest generation grandparents used to say this. Perhaps much older.
Let my show you my bud hole
It’s where me and my buddies hang out
They’re like hearts too, in that case. See, they don’t have to be negatively framed, lol.
Opinions are like assholes. Every so often you just want to use lube and fuck them… Up.
You can’t un-lick someone’s opinion.
Don’t let them get your Goatse.
WRONG. Someone is WRONG on the internet and I MUST right that wrong!
;-)
But what will you do once you’ve taught them all the errors of their ways, and there’s nothing left to correct?
I CANNOT imagine a world that isn’t full of idiots. My brain cannot process what that would look like.
I don’t feel I’m some super genius. I’m just some guy. I feel like I SHOULD be middle of the pack at best.
But instead, I’m somehow way higher than I have any right to be. Simply because I question everything, which sharpens my critical thinking skills. A skill most people seem to have lost over the years…
…just as the machine wants it.
Mission. Fucking. Accomplished.
Hehe
Unless you swing that way ofc 🏳️🌈
Everyone has one and many of them stink.
I heard it as: everyone has one, and they all stink
cat owners know this
