Quilotoa@lemmy.ca to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 9 hours agoThe purpose of many company emails is not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer.message-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1131arrow-down13
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minus-squareRhynoplaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up53·8 hours agoGood morning, coworker! Just sending this email to create a paper trail of evidence documenting your ineptitude in completing the task that you were supposed to do last week. Thanks!
minus-squareDevolution@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·edit-28 hours agoRe: Rhynoplaz Good morning, This email is just to inform you that the task you assigned me a week ago was completed and sent to you via email three days prior. Please see attached email with date of previous submission to you. Respectfully, Devolution
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Good morning, coworker!
Just sending this email to create a paper trail of evidence documenting your ineptitude in completing the task that you were supposed to do last week.
Thanks!
Re: Rhynoplaz
Good morning,
This email is just to inform you that the task you assigned me a week ago was completed and sent to you via email three days prior. Please see attached email with date of previous submission to you.
Respectfully,
Devolution
Not sure why I was included in this email chain, can you please remove me for further replies.
Regards,
Slazer
For someone who was there for the RIM/BlackBerry Sumit Bhatia email event…
Please remove me from this email
Good morning Slazar,
Please do not reply all to corporate email chains. Please send all off-topic communications through our slack channels.
Thank you.
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