Edibles are surprisingly scary. One time when I was very high I sneezed and heard my dog say “Bless you” from the other room. I didn’t even think to question it. I just replied “Thank you, bud”.
A few hours later I was thinking about it and remembered that I don’t even have a dog.
hi 🙋 every1 im 🇳🇿new🇳🇿!!! holds 👫 ☝️up ☝️ spork my name📛 is katy but 🇺🇸u🇺🇸 can call📲 me t3h 🐧PeNgU1N🐧 oF 🔥💥d00m!!!💥🔥 lol…as 🇻🇮u🇻🇮 can see👀 im very random🎲!!! thats why iℹ️ came here🈁, 22️⃣2️⃣ meet random 🎲 ppl like💟 me _… im 1️⃣3️⃣years old 👴 (im mature 44️⃣ my age tho!!) iℹ️ℹ️ like 💘 2🕝 watch ⌚️ 👾invader 👽zim w/ my 👭girlfreind (im bi if u🇺🇸 dont like😻 it 🇮🇹 deal w/it💁) its🇮🇹 our favorite🔖 📺tv📺 show 📺!!! bcuz its🇮🇹 SOOOO random🔀!!! shes random🔀 2🕝🕝 of course but iℹ️ want 🕑2 🕑 meet more➕ random🎲 ppl =) like💗 they say the more ➕ the merrier!!! lol…neways iℹ️ hope 🙏 🕑2🕑🕑 make alot of freinds 👯here🈁 so🆘 give me lots of commentses!!! 💥🔥🔥💥DOOOOOMMMM!!! 💥🔥🔥💥<— me bein 🔀random 🔀 again _^ hehe…toodles👐👋🙋!!!
This isn’t 1337 this is 2010 trying to sound 1337. Leet is shorthand, acronyms, removal ofvowels and sub in numbers and other symbols to save bandwidth.
We n0 use emoji we usd txt
Chrge per ltr so lrn 2 use few ltr
Ifykwim ykwim if u a E1337 rdr ;p
Rib if u can comp
Cul8r chmp
As a non native English speaker this is painful to read grammatically.
Edibles are surprisingly scary. One time when I was very high I sneezed and heard my dog say “Bless you” from the other room. I didn’t even think to question it. I just replied “Thank you, bud”.
A few hours later I was thinking about it and remembered that I don’t even have a dog.
Can you translate that to early 2000s 1337 speak?
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hi 🙋 every1 im 🇳🇿new🇳🇿!!! holds 👫 ☝️up ☝️ spork my name📛 is katy but 🇺🇸u🇺🇸 can call📲 me t3h 🐧PeNgU1N🐧 oF 🔥💥d00m!!!💥🔥 lol…as 🇻🇮u🇻🇮 can see👀 im very random🎲!!! thats why iℹ️ came here🈁, 22️⃣2️⃣ meet random 🎲 ppl like💟 me _… im 1️⃣3️⃣years old 👴 (im mature 44️⃣ my age tho!!) iℹ️ℹ️ like 💘 2🕝 watch ⌚️ 👾invader 👽zim w/ my 👭girlfreind (im bi if u🇺🇸 dont like😻 it 🇮🇹 deal w/it💁) its🇮🇹 our favorite🔖 📺tv📺 show 📺!!! bcuz its🇮🇹 SOOOO random🔀!!! shes random🔀 2🕝🕝 of course but iℹ️ want 🕑2 🕑 meet more➕ random🎲 ppl =) like💗 they say the more ➕ the merrier!!! lol…neways iℹ️ hope 🙏 🕑2🕑🕑 make alot of freinds 👯here🈁 so🆘 give me lots of commentses!!! 💥🔥🔥💥DOOOOOMMMM!!! 💥🔥🔥💥<— me bein 🔀random 🔀 again _^ hehe…toodles👐👋🙋!!!
🏩love 🏩 and waffles,
t3h 🐧🐧PeNgU1N🐧🐧 oF 🔥d00m 🔥
It’s been over 3000 years
Thank you! I can tell this was personally written and not ran through a translator as you wrote ‘j00’.
For anyone who didn’t grow up with 1337 speak, can you understand this as well as normal English?
This isn’t 1337 this is 2010 trying to sound 1337. Leet is shorthand, acronyms, removal ofvowels and sub in numbers and other symbols to save bandwidth.
We n0 use emoji we usd txt Chrge per ltr so lrn 2 use few ltr Ifykwim ykwim if u a E1337 rdr ;p Rib if u can comp Cul8r chmp
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As a native English speaker, this is painful to read grammatically.
As a native speaker it’s gibberish.