Especially when it comes to business. I just got off of a meeting with a company that focuses on “monetizing the user experience journey” and the amount of jargon that was used just left me yearning to go tend a field instead.
Especially when it comes to business. I just got off of a meeting with a company that focuses on “monetizing the user experience journey” and the amount of jargon that was used just left me yearning to go tend a field instead.
Uttering the phrase, “monetizing the user experience” should be punishable by death
“Our vision is to create Value for the shareholders.”
The phrase “create value” drives me up a wall.
Sometimes we don’t need more “value”, we just need something that gets the job done. See: forced appreciation and housing prices.
By providing solutions in an ever-changing dynamic landscape… by utilising cutting edge machine learning… bla bla blockchain… with cloud computing… and high definition whatever… something something profit margins…
Alright Randy, lay off the ket
Services too