No see it’s funny because, as a straight male, the first thought I had was “oh man if this was done by a really tall skinny guy with big shoulders wearing grey sweatpants” and then this message comes up, implying that I’m gay for having those thoughts, but clearly I’m just being practical because a tall guy would maybe be able to reach more with his long, vascular arms. And the sweatpants is just because I appreciate casual fashion.