Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne

Daaaad, I can’t pilot this thing!

Shut up, Meg

frist you get teh monies

Then yuo gte the plwer

Tehn uyo get th e weman

Wait, it’s buffalo wings?

That’s disgusting! I thought it was buffalo wangs

Finally, a useful life hack

The ratitties

You have created thank-worthy content

We are all Ken M’s waifu on this blessed day

roast all weenie and sin from the world

“Please calculate the totals to reflect a favourable result”

I’m not sure if I’m missing something but i thought that was funny as fuck

“Angel or Skye?”

sweats homophobicly

I prefer Misato because I’m not a pedophile 😎

it’s because 4 is a smaller number than 5 therefore the better price

i have a wide array of other savvy money saving tips

Thank you, that is very sensible pricing

Sgaphetti

I scrolled through, it isn’t real. I mean, you’ll have to take the word of a random person on the internet if you won’t look yourself. I’m not gonna try to discourage anyone from checking themselves, but man did their feed irritate my bowels. They’re so pants-shittingly dumb

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is bruised and spongy

he found ded

carrot big leaf 🥹