I like this idea! OK, we have 70% of the Republican party and 30% of the Democratic party under arrest for sex trafficking children or covering it up … here is some news on this crazy alien spacecraft we found with a bunch of frozen aliens inside. Funny story, they had been in a secret bunker since before World War 2 and were only discovered because ICE was trying to deport them so they could reach quota.
Get the arrests in and then release the alien files as a treat for doing a good job with the arrests
I like this idea! OK, we have 70% of the Republican party and 30% of the Democratic party under arrest for sex trafficking children or covering it up … here is some news on this crazy alien spacecraft we found with a bunch of frozen aliens inside. Funny story, they had been in a secret bunker since before World War 2 and were only discovered because ICE was trying to deport them so they could reach quota.