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I want to play a D&D goblin named Gob. Short for Goblin, full name Goblin D. Snuts. I want him to be a very intelligent and well-mannered anthropologist who studies various goblinoid cultures, and I want him to constantly praise their “rich oral tradition” and not understand why people think it’s funny that Goblin D. Snuts is talking about oral tradition.
(He fully understands the jokes. In fact, he considers the dirty jokes inspired by his name to be his most precious cultural inheritance, as crass humor is an almost universal staple of goblin society)
That cat is in attack mode!!
Until that one time you turn the faucet on at night without checking first…



