Very very innocent and good she says as well!

The green part of the tomato? The stem and such? Lovely, amazing scent.

I was told all the things that could go wrong when I was a kid, and then my mother was all, why not have a kid, and I was just

“CAUSE IT’S A NIGHTMARE???” lol

Or just wait for your identical twin to buy a device that does six eggs at a time! It’s what I did.

This, however, makes way more than 6 eggs so it’s really good for when I need to make a bunch of deviled eggs, thanks!

I do because I mean to make chocolate chip banana bread, they get ripe, I turn away, oh FUCK they’re bad lmfao.

To be fair to the guy, the workers also did have walkies, but a different type. Also they were all wearing that vest toys r us use to wear. But I was a kid, and a short one!

It was also Christmas eve. The place was paaaaaaaaacked.

Oh yes they had a Toys R Us in times Square. We actually went there that year we visited dad. We all had walky talkies with us from his work so we’re using them. A guy comes up and asks where the bathroom is.

“No idea?”

“But you work here!”

“No I don’t? I’m a kid?”

“Oh. But the walky talky-”

“Oh, no. Family has them”

He grunted and left lmao.

Hiking the grand canyon was lovely. We sang we are climbing Jacob’s ladder while…hiking that portion of the trail. We were around six when we did this.

We visited dad at times Square while he worked on the nye ball drop, and got to see inside the the…command center. Small but neat.

I remember both family reunions, one on each side. One was in the middle of Montana and we drove over grandfather’s foot while using a little kid car thing. It stopped working and we popped the hood to figure out what was wrong like daddy did. The other was on long Island with so many people in a tiny house. Loved it. Warm and cozy.

Here I am, eating mostly chicken, and still riddled with anxiety.

Maybe I should eat just chicken 24/7…

Same with girls being autistic! “Only boys are autistic” was the refrain I heard as a fairly clearly autistic girl. Because I wasn’t allowed to get away with things, clearly I’m fine! Ignore the breakdowns over specific clothing, the overwhelming hatred of injustice, and a complete inability to understand social chores cues, totally fine!

I’m trying Underhand right now and boy I’m bad at it! I’ll just have to keep trying!

Hippo skulls are wild without the rest of the hippo around it!

I played some of the demo, it was nice! I’ll keep an eye on it.

Love little grey cats! Such good creatures!

By 2 I mean https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oregon_Trail_II this by the way! Not the newest one which I don’t think had two on it, but I gotta make sure.

On the easiest difficulty where you don’t uhhh pilot the train, you don’t even take the wrong cutoffs so you generally go so fast you hit the pass early.

I only managed the conditions twice or so of trying to do so! By having a drowning early lmfao. Then there was some heat stroke and some rattlesnake bites.

“One cat is fine because they’re solitary creatures. Two cats is better because they are social creatures. The third cat is the watershed cat. Then you just keep having more cats” my mother, quoting I have no idea.

Ooo adorable babies!

The conditions that created it (well, the weather) can be recreated in the Oregon Trail 2 video game!

Although it’s difficult. You have to really screw around to be as slow, otherwise you reach the pass before the storm hits.

I bet GTA 6, if only because those investors are going to be more bloodthirsty about it coming out eventually.

Teeth and fusion need approval to be safe from the…government…

I withdraw my bet.

Massage therapy is a god send that should be part of normal Healthcare!