My mother’s husband was 6’9". Sadly he’s shrinking in his old age. It annoys him.

Remembering my childhood…yeah. yeah they can be just little jerks. They became quieter jerks whenever I kicked them in the shins with my little cowboy boots.

Human bodies are weird! Tongue things, ear lobes are weird, some people can smell ants! There’s so many more!

Tight to the ceiling and Might grow to the ceiling here!

My tongue is… like smooth underneath? Nothing that looks anything like these! I’m scared!

Doesn’t need a turn! Cats spines are like a rope! Wiggly furry snake!

Uppermost leg and far right leg are the back legs, with the tail inbetween. Imagine the back half of the cat is on its back, stomach up.

The rest of the cat is rotated towards the camera. One arm slung over the belly, other arm splayed out in front. If the arm over its belly was instead next to the uppermost leg, cat would just be fully in its back!

Isn’t it part of meeting a new cat, is figuring out what weird random way they like to be pet? It’s so fun! They all love different things!

I have an identical mirror twin! They’re six inches shorter than me!

Oracle of Seasons was my first Zelda game and I adored it!

Male calicos are in the “you really sure that’s a male cat or a calico cat cause it’s that rare better check again”…rareness

I generally make food I’ll like, or if it’s a new recipe, a small batch. I can eat a small batch! Or give it to my husband lol.

If out to eat, I’ll stick to things that I’ll enjoy. If even that is bad, eat what I can then be annoyed later at myself or at the restaurant. I could complain, but doing that would make my brain explode.

If I burnt something, salvage what I can, feed family with that, and eat prepackaged stuff for myself. It’s not their fault I fucked up the food, so they should eat first.

Oooo BIG stretch!!

I remember ages ago some show on tv that had a prototype style of these glasses where the person also had to wear a huge backpack and it was like a gotcha style show but it turned out most people just wanted to try and help whoever was wearing the the stuff and I’m rambling.

The show skeeved me out but my parents were like “oh look how bulky it is, you’ll know if someone is using it!” And I tried to articulate yeah, and we use to only have record players and now I have a cd player but they waved it off.

Stomping around annoyed I was right!

“The same way you follow an instance!”

I said that was unhelpful.

They then said “Find some way to get to their page and follow it like how the instances have a way to follow them on the side of the page”

So

Uh

Good luck??

I have no idea how, I haven’t tried. I’ll ask twin when they get back from work though! I know you can also follow lemmy communities from mastodon!

I don’t follow people, just communities. I think my twin follows this account though, from mastodon. I know they have seen my cat posts here.

Which is funny, as I also just post the cat on mastodon with my mastodon account.

Sometimes I think about trying a pizza with pineapple but there’s just so many pizzas we wind up having something else.

One of my favorite pizzas is a bacon cheeseburger pizza with pickle slices so I’m no judge of food!

Insects terrify the absolute sanity outta me. Then I feel bad about having killed a usually beneficial bug.

Except the spotted lanternflies. Screw them.

Ghostwriter and Sailor Moon!