No, this is objectively the correct way. I will not be taking questions.

When we got our current kitten, we faced the TP roll backwards, since this wasn’t our first cat rodeo. He ‘solved’ the situation by biting the roll and tearing it off the holder to shred.

Now the TP lives in the cabinet.

My neighbor’s carrot thief sassy tortie has learned to stand on the sink and attack from above.

I stand with this stranger on his controversial TP take. It’s also easier to rip one handed when it’s under.

The bidet is king though and I don’t actually have a roll holder in my house, it just sits on the shelf.