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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

I saw your face in a crowded place

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I saw your face in a crowded place

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GreenDust@lemmings.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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    I was at a party once, a little drunk, told a girl I was psychic and could guess her name. I thought it would be a good icebreaker, we would laugh at me guessing wrong etc.

    I got it right. She thought I was a stalker or something and told all her friends to stay away from me.

    Good times.

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      Depending on the age of the person, you’ve got a 10% chance of getting it right if you guess Sarah.

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        I just picked the name of someone I went to school with that looked kinda similar. In hindsight I should have used Hildegard or something.

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      I had an obscure/rare name tattooed on my arm. I was at a place and this girl called out to her friend, and it was the rare name.

      So I moved over to them slowly so as not to make it obvious and mid convo I said hey are you (name), she was like yeah? And I raised my sleeve. Her seing her rare name as a tattoo…the shock and stuff , her face was priceless.

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        Did you two fuck afterwards?

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          No, I was like 40 at my kids baseball game and she was under 20. Just a good parlor trick

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          Yes.

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      Obama was there

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        Thanks Obama.

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      Women ☕

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        Cringe

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