We had this kid who basically cosplayed as Johnny Cash every day. Black slacks, dark button up shirt, guitar like a security blanket, whole 9 yards.
One day, he decides this isnt weird enough. He smuggles in a handle of vodka and jack Daniel’s in the trunk of his car. Goes out at lunch and domes the JD in less than 15 minutes. Goes back in and pretends it’s just business as usual. That lasts exactly until 5 minutes into the next class, which for him is PE.
Cue projectile vomiting, incoherent moaning/screaming, and he shit his pants. Ambulance was called, then the parents, then the cops.
We had this kid who basically cosplayed as Johnny Cash every day. Black slacks, dark button up shirt, guitar like a security blanket, whole 9 yards.
One day, he decides this isnt weird enough. He smuggles in a handle of vodka and jack Daniel’s in the trunk of his car. Goes out at lunch and domes the JD in less than 15 minutes. Goes back in and pretends it’s just business as usual. That lasts exactly until 5 minutes into the next class, which for him is PE.
Cue projectile vomiting, incoherent moaning/screaming, and he shit his pants. Ambulance was called, then the parents, then the cops.
Classic Dio.
As an inveterate imbiber, even a fifth (750ml) of mild spirits (80pf/40%abv) in 15 minutes will get anyone in trouble.
He quit walking the line and dove head first over it.