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Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours ago

> MFW wake up in a strange place in a puddle of my own piss

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Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours ago
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    Your own piss!? Fancy pants…

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      “Actually they don’t know whose piss it was. I mean, you can’t ‘dust’ for piss.”

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    My cousin’s great aunt used to suck the lead out of duplo blocks before riding her bike and pedaling so fast that she thought she was riding a motorcycle and would pull over on the side of the road to throw up until a police officer came and gave her free lunch for 6 years at an Applebee’s down on Elmo Street but they closed down after 2 years so she felt pretty ripped off.

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      What’s a duplo block?

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        Big LEGO for toddlers

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          Why do they have lead in them???

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            As far as I know, they don’t - I have tried reading OP’s comment about 5 times and I have no idea what they’re talking about.

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              Apparently they spent too much time sucking on lead-filled Duplo blocks

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              I’m so glad Duplo came out in 1969. I was worried I was getting too old to know what’s going on, but thankfully it seems I’ve never known what’s going on

              EDIT: also, yeah, I have noidea what that comment was about either

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        Legos for toddlers

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    Yeah, I don’t miss those days much. Mostly because I can’t remember them.

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