♫ Workin’ 9 to 5, what a way to make a livin’ ♫

Oh, god. I hope this gets fixed before I have to go to work. I get too many fucking phone calls as it is.

I’ve always wondered whether the right’s obsession with AOC was because they couldn’t handle the cognitive dissonance of disagreeing with her politics while also desperately wanting to fuck her. I think I now have my answer.

I’m overblowing the Trump thing because I don’t appreciate being advertised to.

Given that Proton’s CEO has a massive boner for Trump, I don’t think they’re particularly worthy of my trust, either.

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Every day.

In my lifetime I’ve been told there’s a hole in the ozone layer

I won’t dignify the rest of that sentence by quoting any further. You have literally the entire world’s knowledge at your fingertips and instead you sit there being a fucking moron.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montreal_Protocol - a problem being fixed doesn’t mean there was never a problem.

Reddit stood their ground and most of the userbase capitulated - me included.

Funnily enough, I’ve now quit Reddit because of their recent decision to stop people who aren’t signed in from using Old Reddit.

As somebody who doesn’t currently, and has never owned a Prusa printer - this sort of thing is why people pay a premium for Prusa printers.

“Battery low”

You’ve still got 50% battery remaining, you lying piece of shit.

Whew, I sure am glad that somebody haphazardly crossed out that ‘u’. I might have had to read the word “drunk” otherwise.

I am very much not flexible enough, but I have to imagine it feels a lot more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.

Some might consider that a bonus, but not me.

He would have kept not worrying about it if Nala hadn’t shown up.

Moody Piss Jug is the name of my new Punk/Shoegaze band.

The ability to apply community patches easily was super handy as well. It made installing games like Dungeon Keeper and Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines extremely simple.

It’s now been months since I’ve successfully got Lutris to even install a game. It practically turned to slop overnight.

You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.

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“ChatGPT chooses not to eat where it already shat”