Allen just wanted paperclips.
choose your warrior
Oh, I’m rolling around at the speed of sound.
Swap codeine for a full bottle of 1990’s robitussin.
ah yes, weed, the stuff that famously makes you not want to eat
If you have cannabinoid hyperemesis syndrome, you won’t want to eat. I’ve had it twice and I lost weight. 🤷♂️
I mean, honestly, for me, yeah. It distracts me and makes me too lazy to make a meal.
Exactly, so it leads to eating multiple bags of chips instead.
It makes me lazy, but it also lowers the bar for what I consider food.
Why yes I’ll eat those 50 individually wrapped slices of American cheese
Fuck you for calling me out like this.
I try to keep that kind of food out of my home so I don’t end up doing that, but yeah, sometimes it happens.
If you’re telling me that’s never ended up in you ordering Doordash from like 3 places at once when you really shouldn’t have, I don’t believe you.
Well you better fuckin’ believe it because some people live in actual poverty and even getting high is a luxury. The idea that I have ever had the money to piss away on food delivery is fucking laughable, but especially after I got really financially fucked being diagnosed with cancer three years ago now. Even during COVID I was busy getting a degree and had to budget super tightly to make it through and be able to afford weed once in a while. My budget has been so tight lately that I haven’t even smoked in a year and a half (and sometimes I really wish I could afford it because it really helps with the stomach cramps caused by my cancer medications). There hasn’t been a time in the last eight years that I didn’t qualify for food stamps. I don’t know what to tell you.
Smiling friends is hilarious
Is that a liter of soda?
Diets gross to me, Aspartame just has the metallic taste to me lol
oh man I’m going have to setup EmuDeck again to play this. Criterion did not deserve what EA has done to them, bring back Burnout you cowards.
they kinda did in 2012
I don’t partake myself, but as I understand it doesn’t weed give you the munchies?
It also makes healthy shit taste better.
You can absolutely fuck up a bag of baby carrots and cucumber sticks and a tub of hummus too.
Unfortunately it can also make unhealthy shit taste even better.
Many people yes, some folks no, inject yourself with cheap chinese GP1s and you’ll be fine either way.
Big time. Keep the kids lunch snacks locked up when I smoke
Beer and weed sounds like the best of both worlds.
they are!
Bro, if you think I’m gonna smoke weed and not eat 5000 calories of whatever looks good…
Eating ass, while low calorie, is not vegan.
Unless it’s a Vegan’s ass
Burnout 3 takedown was my jam
An occasional burnout paradise session is still fun too
I will not stand for Burnout Paradise slander
Hungry after work? Too tired to make anything? Try 14 beers for dinner! You surely will not regret 14 beers for dinner
Does it come with a paperclip perfectly shaped to fix electronics?
Bullshit. There’s no Doritos on the right.
I’ll take both, but I’d like to sub for star citizen and some edibles. And make it 2 beers.
Dont forget the fried food
