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Tunarca Leyla@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago

halal paintball

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halal paintball

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Tunarca Leyla@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago
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  • jellyfishhunter@lemmy.world
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    19 hours ago

    I know nothing about paintball, but I feel like there has to be vegan paintballs.

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      Soy beans. A tag doesn’t count if you catch with your mouth.

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      Most vegans are to weak to play.

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        They can’t even climb mount everest!!1!

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      11 hours ago

      Marbles

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        I love how this goes along with another reply saying vegans are too weak to play. Shit, man, I’d like to try paintball but if I’m forced to use marbles then yeah I guess I am too weak lmao

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        Fuck. I guess you’re the one attending paintball with a Claymore.

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      Agar maybe, or alginate

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      19 hours ago

      Blend kale and almond milk.

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        A touch of nutritional yeast does wonders

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          Then ball-ify the mixture and shoot it directly into your opponents’ mouths. Might break a few teeth but they’ll taste alright going down!

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          Nooch gang nooch gang

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