Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumperslemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1236arrow-down13
arrow-up1233arrow-down1external-linkThis is real. Big controversy regarding cheating in Olympic events because of the size of suit worn by jumperslemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square43fedilink
minus-squareMickey7@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up27·3 days agoYou can read a real news article here about this. Imagine injecting stuff into your penis. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer
minus-squaregustofwind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·3 days agoI’d be ok with this if it was guaranteed their penises became infected and required amputation Can only do it once so make it count
minus-squareGork@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·3 days agoThe ol’ Elon, as it’s traditionally called.
minus-squareHossenfeffer@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 days ago Imagine injecting stuff into your penis. Done! What’s next?
minus-squaretreeko@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoNow imagine injecting penis into Winter Olympics ski jumpers
minus-squarefoodandart@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 days agoThat’s stupid. Dudes just need to use a penis pump the week they get fitted for the suit.
You can read a real news article here about this. Imagine injecting stuff into your penis. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/feb/06/penisgate-winter-olympics-ski-jumpers-acid-penis-health-risks-explainer
I’d be ok with this if it was guaranteed their penises became infected and required amputation
Can only do it once so make it count
The ol’ Elon, as it’s traditionally called.
Done! What’s next?
Now imagine injecting penis into Winter Olympics ski jumpers
Pfffft, way ahead of you.
That’s stupid. Dudes just need to use a penis pump the week they get fitted for the suit.