I feel like I’m 12 years old again at a busy public pool, and just watched the lifeguards clear everybody out.

Anyone want to walk to Sev with me and buy a cyclone ice cream stick?

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    There was a weird noise in a recent press event at the oval office and then reporters were ushered outside - rumors are that the reporters said it smelled like he shit himself, but I haven’t seen any primary source stating that. Seems most likely that this is a rumor and something else was going on, though it would be amusing if it were true.

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      until he provides proof stating otherwise, that vile man just shit his pants on live television in one of the most storied rooms in America.

      it’s where the Cuban missile crisis was resolved by John F Kennedy.

      Nixon addressed the nation when Watergate broke.

      Lyndon Johnson signed the civil rights act of 1964.

      Bill Clinton got his dick wet.

      finally, Donald Trump shit himself in front of a nation.

      man, what an amazing history and now his shitty drawers are a part of it!

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      I mean: do you really think an official would confirm POTUS shat his pants if it were true? These are the scenes where you’ll never know what actually happened.