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「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 6 hours ago

If Bill Gates get involved in a scandal, is it now called a Billgate?

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If Bill Gates get involved in a scandal, is it now called a Billgate?

「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 6 hours ago
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Context: Scandals are commonly appended by the suffix -gate, named after the Watergate Scandal

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  • Battle_Masker@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Only if it happened at the Billgate hotel. Otherwise it’s a 9/11

  • Railcar8095@lemmy.world
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    For you, the day a billionaire is involved in a scandal is a big thing. For me, it’s a Wednesday.

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I want it to be named Gatesgate.

  • schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de
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    wait until you find out that if the same happens to Elon Musk, Elongate will be really drawn out

    ba dum tss

  • Flauschige_Lemmata@lemmy.world
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    It’d be the Gategate. It would only be called Billgate if Bill was a woman.

  • mycodesucks@lemmy.world
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    Have an upvote.

    Now dadjokes is over there.

    • 5PACEBAR@piefed.ca
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      where? 😭

      • squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi
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        [email protected]

  • jcorvera@quokk.au
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    We really need to stop affixing -gate on to every conspiracy and scandal.

    • ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip
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      The problem isn’t the -gate suffix, it’s that we’ve had a once-in-a-decade scandal each month for the last 10 years.

      • jcorvera@quokk.au
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        Thing is, the most recent findings go back almost 15 or more…

    • Kacarott@aussie.zone
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      That’s outrageous. What you are suggesting is gategate!

    • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
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      You can’t just take it away - ya gotta come up with a good replacement that’ll catch on even better so people will switch.

      • rockerface🇺🇦@lemmy.cafe
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        -slop seems to have already caught on

        • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
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          Gates-slop. Sounds like a mess made in the bedroom.

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    Nah, it’s gonna be the Gatesgate

    • squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyi
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      If it involves a gator at a gate it’s gonna be Gates Gator Gate Gate

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      Obligatory Mitchell&Webb

  • Arcane2077@sh.itjust.works
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    If???

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      i guess has to be one that stands out above the others, so could be referred as the gates’ gate, or the gatest gate, or the mother of all gates

  • Devolution@lemmy.world
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    No. Blowing bubba is a billgate.

  • ik5pvx@lemmy.world
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    Gate^2

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    *Throws angry up-vote at OP & stomps off.*

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