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ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

I mean, yeah

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I mean, yeah

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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    Can’t they just make sure they are dead? Put a plastic bag on their head or something? If there’s an air marshal on the flight they might have a gun. That would resolve any doubts about their chances real quick.

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      Sounds like something United Airlines would pull.

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      What if the person is Rasputin?

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        Check his ID and make sure he’s not.

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          A doctor AND a lawyer, impressive

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      They’ve put a whole lot of effort into making those things safe and you’re here trying to make them murder vehicles??

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        Woosh

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          Aww man? Not again!

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        They are not that safe if people still die in them…

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          Well, people do die… Its pretty rare for things to go wrong in planes. In the context of this post it seems quite unrelated

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