Once in awhile, maybe you will feel the urge
To break international copyright law
By downloading MP3s from file-sharing sites
Like Morpheus, or Grokster, or LimeWire, or Kazaa
But deep in your heart, you know the guilt would drive you mad
And the shame would leave a permanent scar
'Cause you start out stealing songs, then you’re robbing liquor stores
And selling crack and running over school kids with your car!
So don’t download this song
The record store’s where you belong
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh, don’t download this song!
Oh, you don’t want to mess with the R-I-double-A
They’ll sue you if you burn that CD-R
It doesn’t matter if you’re a grandma or a seven-year-old girl
They’ll treat you like the evil, hard bitten, criminal scum you are!
So don’t download this song
Don’t go pirating music all day long
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh, don’t download this song!
Don’t take away money
From artists just like me
How else can I afford another solid gold Humvee?
And diamond-studded swimming pools
These things don’t grow on trees
So all I ask is everybody please…
Don’t download this song (don’t do it, no, no)
Even Lars Ulrich knows it’s wrong (you can just ask him)
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should (you really should)
Oh, don’t download this song!
Don’t download this song (oh, please don’t you do it or you)
Might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong (remember Tommy)
Go and buy the CD (right now)
Like you know that you should (go out and buy it)
Oh, don’t download this song
Don’t download this song (no, no, no, no, no, no)
Or you’ll burn in hell before too long (and you deserve it)
Go and buy the CD (just buy it)
Like you know that you should (you cheap bastard)!
Absolute legend. He certainly didn’t invent musical comedy, but he’s a paragon of the genre and has brought it into the public eye like no one else.
I always thought if the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame ever pulls their head out of their collective ass and inducts him, it would be a fantastic tribute for all the living artists he’s parodied to perform his version of their song.
Weird Al has been relevant longer than most artists he parodied. Its going to be sad day when somebody finally milkshakeducks him and we find out he plays like Sea of Theives and is racist against italians.
He made a song that named several popular music sharing sites while mocking industry greed eons ago. He 100% supports your actions.
Don’t Download This Song
Once in awhile, maybe you will feel the urge
To break international copyright law
By downloading MP3s from file-sharing sites
Like Morpheus, or Grokster, or LimeWire, or Kazaa
But deep in your heart, you know the guilt would drive you mad
And the shame would leave a permanent scar
'Cause you start out stealing songs, then you’re robbing liquor stores
And selling crack and running over school kids with your car!
So don’t download this song
The record store’s where you belong
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh, don’t download this song!
Oh, you don’t want to mess with the R-I-double-A
They’ll sue you if you burn that CD-R
It doesn’t matter if you’re a grandma or a seven-year-old girl
They’ll treat you like the evil, hard bitten, criminal scum you are!
So don’t download this song
Don’t go pirating music all day long
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh, don’t download this song!
Don’t take away money
From artists just like me
How else can I afford another solid gold Humvee?
And diamond-studded swimming pools
These things don’t grow on trees
So all I ask is everybody please…
Don’t download this song (don’t do it, no, no)
Even Lars Ulrich knows it’s wrong (you can just ask him)
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should (you really should)
Oh, don’t download this song!
Don’t download this song (oh, please don’t you do it or you)
Might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong (remember Tommy)
Go and buy the CD (right now)
Like you know that you should (go out and buy it)
Oh, don’t download this song
Don’t download this song (no, no, no, no, no, no)
Or you’ll burn in hell before too long (and you deserve it)
Go and buy the CD (just buy it)
Like you know that you should (you cheap bastard)!
Weird Al is just happy if people are listening.
It seems to be working. He’s been relevant since long before I was born and I’m old as fuck
Absolute legend. He certainly didn’t invent musical comedy, but he’s a paragon of the genre and has brought it into the public eye like no one else.
I always thought if the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame ever pulls their head out of their collective ass and inducts him, it would be a fantastic tribute for all the living artists he’s parodied to perform his version of their song.
Weird Al has been relevant longer than most artists he parodied. Its going to be sad day when somebody finally milkshakeducks him and we find out he plays like Sea of Theives and is racist against italians.
Weird Al is right up there with folks like Mr. Rogers and Levar Burton.
and dolly parton.
Right? It’s weird to think he gained popularity in the 70s.