Side question: Why do people buy baguettes? Do they make sandwiches with them? How do you even make a sandwich from them? How are you meant to beat a baguette???

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    41 minutes ago

    Not pictured: baguette

    How are you meant to beat a baguette???

    Just punch it dude, it’s bread.

  • Seefra 1@lemmy.zip
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    US , EU and FR variants.

    Side question: Why do people buy baguettes? Do they make sandwiches with them?

    Sometimes, sometimes just eat with butter. They make good toasts too.

    How do you even make a sandwich from them?

    Just cut it open and put the ham and cheese inside it, not much to it really. Either cut the slice in half if I’m feeling poor or fold it in two if I’m feeling rich.

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        I mean, zoomers are almost all in their 20s at this point. Some of them are inching toward 30, so I dunno if I would place upon them, the notion that they are too dumb to know how bread has different shapes.

        But yeah, if it’s a troll, them I’m whooshing because I don’t get the joke. If it’s stupidity I am concerned for the OP’s wellbeing lol 😆

        Either way I’m just confused by this post. 😆

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    12 hours ago

    Baguettes are delicious, use a knife if you want to do a sandwich, what’s the difficulty?

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    ELI5: dough can take any shape you give it.

    You can load the dough into a metallic shape and close it with a lid, and you’ll get picture 1.

    Or you can make a ball out of it and leave it be on a flat surface, and it will naturally expand to look like picture 2.

    Side question: narrow shape makes baguette have a more crispy texture, which many people like. It’s also usually produced using a special kind of sourdough, which makes it have unique and rich taste. People eat it as is (just biting it from one end to another) or make small open sandwiches by cutting it in slices and putting all sorts of toppings on top of them.

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      I saw someone just cut it down the middle and make a long skinny sandwich with one. I didn’t even know that was legal.

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        Lol, yes, it can be done, but it needs to be packed or cut from one side only, otherwise it will likely fall apart.

        (Also it’s an ungodly abomination and there are certainly better options to do this with)

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      16 hours ago

      Why would you want to bake in a container vs a flat surface? Why are some types of bread one shape, and others another? Is it just tradition, or is there some practical aspect?

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        Baking in a rectangular shape allows you to make a space efficient bread that you can easily stack and transport. Also, it is very predictable, can fit neatly into your toaster, and can be cut in triangles.

        Making bread on a flat surface allows you to minimize costs of entry (not only don’t you need the forms which are relatively cheap, you can go with simpler/cheaper ovens), and this kind of bread has a more pronounced crust, which many people like.

        Also, rectangular bread is harder to leaven for a long period of time as it comes with numerous technological complications down the production line. This affects the aroma composition, making rectangular bread less attractive for those who want the traditional “bread” taste.

        Baguette, as I already mentioned, has a unique crust and crumb texture defined by the shape and baking conditions. Many people like it that way.

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        The containers can increase your breads toaster compatibility :D

        But overall I guess it’s a bit like pasta: different use cases (sandwich, sides for salad or soup, as a stand alone dish / food), regions with different resources for flour, fluids, spices, … and also different kinds of utilities (metal pans weren’t easily available everywhere, all the time and they take up space) and so on.

        And all these things influence how the bread tastes, looks and feels. So variety in process (container vs surface, loafs vs flat breads, handcrafted vs automatically processed, …) leads to different results with different characteristics.

        E.g. I love Apulian bread. It’s a loaf with a slightly darker crust, but lighter and soft on the inside. The crust gives it a slightly bitter taste, that makes it a bit rustic (the only thing better is a fresh baked sourdough loaf).
        It’s perfect for sandwiches IMHO but for french toast it’s a pain in the ass. I use pan baked toast (different density, crust and form) instead and again: perfect bread for this dish.

        And then just imagine eating a Döner from half a loaf of grey bread, or toast, … blasphemy!

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    Because the dough was a different shape before baking.

    You can beat a baguette with a golf club, a truncheon, or even another baguette.

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    The rectangular loaf became popular due to packing efficiency. You can fit more of them in less space.