Start it at night when his bedroom light goes off for him to sleep. Let it go for approximately 30 seconds after his light turns on so he gets up to check then cut it off. Repeat until you’re tired enough that’s it’s no longer worth the joy. You can also raise the volume slowly when he decides he’s going to sleep through it and deal with it tomorrow
Start it at night when his bedroom light goes off for him to sleep. Let it go for approximately 30 seconds after his light turns on so he gets up to check then cut it off. Repeat until you’re tired enough that’s it’s no longer worth the joy. You can also raise the volume slowly when he decides he’s going to sleep through it and deal with it tomorrow
I feel like this might violate the Geneva convention
Canadian rule of the Geneva convention: It’s not a war crime the first time!
It isn’t written down or agreed to by UN member states, so it’s a-ok to do here
I’d use the sound of a cricket or some kind of insect. Make him paranoid and spend all his time hunting for imaginary bug