Edit: “Updating to the legacy 580xx drivers doesn’t show me a desktop anymore”, just in case someone else can stumble upon this by searching something similar.
Thanks to @[email protected] and @[email protected] I did try fixing it out of curiosity. I had forgotten to install linux-headers. Hopefully someone who actually has the same problem as me, and needs to fix it, can use the tips given in the comments. On my end, I just had to install linux-headers and one reboot later it worked.
Always check if you have all needed packages and don’t just “remember” that you had them installed.


“Doesn’t help” is a bit unspecific for an actual answer.
I simply installed
nvidia-580xx-dkmsandnvidia-580xx-utilsand that was all. If you did not already use the dkms-driver package before you of course also need<your kernel>-headersanddkms(but the latter should be pulled as a dependency fornvidia-580xx-dkmsanyway)…Which automatically asks for the removal of
nvidia-open(the standard package for the baselinuxkernel) ornvidia-open-dkmsandnvidia-open-utilsthat replaced the earliernvidia,nvidia-dkms,nvidia-utilspackages when 590 hit.PS: If you still have stuff using 32bit add (you might have guessed the scheme by now…)
lib32-nvidia-580xx-utilsto replacelib32-nvidia-open-utilsThis is the way. I will edit the text of the meme to show the solution at the top. As I had said to another commenter, I could’ve sworn I had linux-headers installed. This is why you check even if you are sure you have a package. Hopefully someone having this issue will stumble upon it randomly.
linuxmemes
Dropping an extensive explanation and how-to is a meme.
Honestly I would’ve much more appreciated it if they told me to RTFM /j (I already had) (I didn’t pay the slightest attention)