I once had a dream about two brother inventors who were trying to build a cheaper space rocket but they were strugglingvwith investors and running out of money, so the fun brother (in my dream he was played by Ryan Reynolds, I shit you not) spent the last of their money developing a prototype of some roller skates that played music, but only while you were moving. When the skates stopped rolling the music stopped. He was dressed in pink booty shorts and was trying to sell preorders of his musical skates at an LGBT pride festival but it’s not going well.
Then his brother bawls him out for wasting their money and declared their partnership over. Ryan Reynolds can’t talk him back, and walks off, but he’s walking awkwardly on the grass with his skates, and because they aren’t rolling continuously, he is just sadly shuffling over the grass while his skates play, in broken spurts and stops, that “Firework” song from that American woman singer.
There was more to the dream, it was movie length and extremely vivid, but that was the funniest part.
So in my dream I invented shitty musical roller skates that even a gay Ryan Reynolds couldn’t sell at a pride fest.
To be fair in my dream, the other brother was the business savvy marketing genius, the Ryan Reynolds brother was an eccentric visionary engineer who made people uncomfortable with his enthusiasm.
Man I’m always jealous of people tbat get to have goofy dreams like this. Weird stuff that just sounds fun, or sexy dreams, or dreams about flying etc. 98% of the time i don’t remember anything. When I do it’s shit like a plane crashing into my house with my family inside, or holding my dog in my arms as it dies from cancer. Lost track of the number of times I’ve woken up with no clear memory of my dream, just feeling terrified or with a horrible unnamed sense of sadness and loss. I’d much prefer Ryan Reynolds on musical rollerskates.
I once had a dream about two brother inventors who were trying to build a cheaper space rocket but they were strugglingvwith investors and running out of money, so the fun brother (in my dream he was played by Ryan Reynolds, I shit you not) spent the last of their money developing a prototype of some roller skates that played music, but only while you were moving. When the skates stopped rolling the music stopped. He was dressed in pink booty shorts and was trying to sell preorders of his musical skates at an LGBT pride festival but it’s not going well.
Then his brother bawls him out for wasting their money and declared their partnership over. Ryan Reynolds can’t talk him back, and walks off, but he’s walking awkwardly on the grass with his skates, and because they aren’t rolling continuously, he is just sadly shuffling over the grass while his skates play, in broken spurts and stops, that “Firework” song from that American woman singer.
There was more to the dream, it was movie length and extremely vivid, but that was the funniest part.
So in my dream I invented shitty musical roller skates that even a gay Ryan Reynolds couldn’t sell at a pride fest.
Well that’s just unrealistic.
To be fair in my dream, the other brother was the business savvy marketing genius, the Ryan Reynolds brother was an eccentric visionary engineer who made people uncomfortable with his enthusiasm.
Man I’m always jealous of people tbat get to have goofy dreams like this. Weird stuff that just sounds fun, or sexy dreams, or dreams about flying etc. 98% of the time i don’t remember anything. When I do it’s shit like a plane crashing into my house with my family inside, or holding my dog in my arms as it dies from cancer. Lost track of the number of times I’ve woken up with no clear memory of my dream, just feeling terrified or with a horrible unnamed sense of sadness and loss. I’d much prefer Ryan Reynolds on musical rollerskates.
Based on a true story
Written and directed by Agent641
Starring Ryan Raynolds