Lmfaoooooo
Well, we wouldn’t want any bugs, now would we? God forbid it accidentally begins running process urethralpenetration.exe without your explicit request lol
The right to repair will have so much more supporters!
and then it can’t run because it kicked your account out again and you can’t get past the login because the login server got hacked again.
Still collects and links your data,though.
See, that’s why you always jailbreak your sex robot. That, and who knows what corporate wants to do with all that semen it’s collecting.
Collecting?? Is that why my robot’s vagina slams shut when I’m done and then it runs to the post office every time?
Half right, but it’s a UPS dropbox- they have a deal with Amazon. Occasionally it’s delivered by drone!
UPS - Uterus Processing System
Congrats on your half-robot babdy!
Futurama warned of this
You’ll know what it’s for when every janitor, garbage collector, and septic tank cleaner looks surprisingly identical to you.
Hey those are respectable labour jobs. Our municipality once had a sanitation worker strike and I’ll never disrespect them or allow them to be disrespected again. Urban society goes to a standstill literally days after sanitation operations stop.
And my god the smell, couldn’t drink or eat anything outdoors for days.
I’m not disrespecting them; the evil corporations buying clones from sex doll data collection as cheap labor are.
Anal has now been moved to the premium fuck tier for an additional $30/month
It’s 2026. You have just given your government sponsored sex robot a golden shower and shorted out his master circuits, ultimately plooking him to death, so the Central Scritinizer arrests you and sends you to a special prison.
You’ve unlocked a new kink for the new year, mate. Cheers!
Now when you say special…
Watch Firefly (if you haven’t already… or even better if you have 😉), and you’ll be glad you did.
You’ll love it. It’s a way of life.
(Not an alt, and I guess neither are the other two?)
You’ll love it, it’s a way of life.
You’ll love it. It’s a way of life.
This sounds like every website I have ever visited.
Your websites have updates??
Sign here to accept cookies, initial there to offer up your firstborn, scrolling partway down somehow means that I would like to make an account to pay a subscription fee (and I mean right the fuck NOW - no, not when I’m done reading, right in the middle of the fucking article NOW!)… hrm, I guess I do primarily visit news websites.
And to be clear, this is all with (Firefox) uBlock Origin ON - I shudder to think what hellscape awaits if someone were to ever attempt to brows the web naked.
Uh, also remember to enable the cookie and annoyance filters in Ublock. It doesn’t do much by default.
Thanks for the tip! They were indeed unchecked.
Oh thanks, I thought I remembered it having better out-of-box functionality, but definitely the interwebs have gotten more difficult to navigate recently so I haven’t tried those - crossing my fingers now and hoping for the best! 🤞🙏
I mean, compared to other blockers it has awesome out-of-box functionality, but… It just kinda lacks something. And those filters are that something. ;)
I have been negligent in keeping up - thanks for sharing!:-)
Don’t forget “whoops, your mouse moved the slightest bit upwards for any number of reasons, we’re going to assume you’re closing the tab and throw another pop up at you begging you to sign up even if you were actually still just reading”
FireFox
Is this desktop? Try https://librewolf.net/ It’s de-enshittified FF uBlock0 included preinstalled
Sadly no, after staring at big screen all day I enjoy staring at little screen to relax, so do the vast majority of my Threadiverse from mobile. I have been waiting so hard on it developing a mobile app version for Android… but so far no luck:-(.
I mean yes they do, host servers are just smart enough implement them seamlessly like apple only better (mostly)
Snapchat web for some fucking reason
I call BS this is not even remotely realistic without ads
Also related: Neil Young nailed it No messy changes, give us a call! We know you’ll be satisfied https://youtube.com/watch?v=8_joC1jgTvQ
The OP pic must have uBlock Origin installed. You can tell because of… well… the lack of ads 😜.
“Just need a quick shower first, babe. I won’t be a minute, I promise!”
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“Ultra-realistic sex robot”, AKA sex slave. We can’t have real sex slaves, because that’s immoral and wrong. So, we’ll build “ultra-realistic” robot slaves, indistinguishable from humans. That’ll side-step all the moral issues, right?
What the fuck is wrong with us?
I mean… you’re assuming that no one would simulate consensual sex with these? (Reminder: robots have no consciousness, they’re not animals) They’re really no more slave to you than your dildos.
I highly doubt everyone goes full Epstein the moment they get the chance lol
TIL my 16 mode clit stim (with tongue!) solves the moral issue with sex slaves.
Slavery kinda implies consciousness. Is your microwave a slave?
What the fuck is wrong with us?
To paraphrase Hitchens: Our prefrontal cortex is not as developed as it should be; our hormonal system is far too strong; our thumbs are barely opposable; our sex organs clearly designed by committee.
To quote Darwin: “We bear the stamp of our lowly origin”
Yes, that does sidestep the moral issues, actually. Unless you mean to claim that “ai” is actually intelligent?
It’ll create new ones. There’s been companies promising advanced AI that turned out to be outsourced Indian workers answering prompts in sweatshop conditions. Now apply this to a company renting out “indistinguishable sex bots”.
I wouldn’t call the mechanical turk a new ethical issue, but you do raise a good point.
I once tried to work for it, it was not available in my region. I could have been the sex bot rn, dodged a bullet.
