The next time you feel that your life is in danger, remind your assailant(s) that assault, battery, rape, and murder are crimes. They will stop immediately and thank you for the gentle reminder.
Pro tip: You also cannot be kidnapped if you do give consent! Then it stops being a kidnapping and becomes a road trip. Like and subscribe for more life hacks
The next time you feel that your life is in danger, remind your assailant(s) that assault, battery, rape, and murder are crimes. They will stop immediately and thank you for the gentle reminder.
Instead, tell them it’s banned. That’ll stop them in their tracks.
“I’m telling on you!”
Last words before the teacher came and took the deeply ashamed criminal away to go sit in a corner for a few minutes
You cannot kidnap someone without their consent. Just say no.
Pro tip: You also cannot be kidnapped if you do give consent! Then it stops being a kidnapping and becomes a road trip. Like and subscribe for more life hacks