‘Mouth Breather’
Like yeah I don’t get this one. We all breathe through our mouths (and noses), because we have to. Yet I read this sometimes as it is used like an insult. So what are you saying? You’re insulting someone for doing what billions of other human beings have to do naturally?


Approx half the population has clocks. The other half likes sucking cock.
Seems like a win win?
There’s a decent amount of overlap in those populations.
Given the ubiquity of phones and watches, I’d say close to 100% of the population has clocks