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Jhogenbaum@leminal.space to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

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  • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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    Every story about a bakery I’ve ever heard is them doing stuff like this. I’m convinced it’s a global conspiracy. Forgot the Freemasons, it’s the intentional cabal of cake decorators I’m worried about.

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    What if the photo in USB stick was the photo of a USB stick?

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      Then it means it’s not a dream because the USB stick stops spinning.

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        It’s filled with regret.

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    Tbf the photo of the usb stick is better than whatever crap they probably wanted on that cake.

    If it isn’t then I’d eat the whole cake.

    You know what? I’m going to eat the whole cake anyway.

    I’m coming. For the cake. Do not resist.

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      You’re just gonna end up trying to eat it only to realize it doesn’t fit in your mouth and then you’d have to turn it around 180 degrees and try again only to realize that it still doesn’t fit in your mouth and then you’d have to turn it back again and realize that it actually did fit the first time.

      • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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        YOU’RE A WITCH.

        BURN THE WITCH.

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    No shit they weren’t about to plug that drive into their computers. Funny still.

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    Nice memory

    • FelixCress@lemmy.world
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      Flashy

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    They did exactly as u asked hahaha

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    Ermagerd

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