You’re just gonna end up trying to eat it only to realize it doesn’t fit in your mouth and then you’d have to turn it around 180 degrees and try again only to realize that it still doesn’t fit in your mouth and then you’d have to turn it back again and realize that it actually did fit the first time.
Tbf the photo of the usb stick is better than whatever crap they probably wanted on that cake.
If it isn’t then I’d eat the whole cake.
You know what? I’m going to eat the whole cake anyway.
I’m coming. For the cake. Do not resist.
You’re just gonna end up trying to eat it only to realize it doesn’t fit in your mouth and then you’d have to turn it around 180 degrees and try again only to realize that it still doesn’t fit in your mouth and then you’d have to turn it back again and realize that it actually did fit the first time.
YOU’RE A WITCH.
BURN THE WITCH.