I used to get paid to roast people online, like Wendy’s.

We got pretty famous locally, but never nationwide. And sales did increase from recognition, so that was nice.

Back then, people would cheer you on as you called a troll a moron.

But now, you call someone a moron, and they would review bomb you. Or worse, shoot up the place. The latter being a real thing, and fortunately, our place was empty. Apparently I struck a nerve.

Of course, the big brands are still immune to review bombs. But roast someone unhinged and them able to walk up to your storefront? Yeah…