• Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Why do Americans give Santa cookies and milk? He’s not 5 years old. Leave him a glass of water, and a couple of ibuprofen. He’s not feeling great after every child in Britain left him a mince pie and an alcoholic beverage.